Have a Cold? Smoke 2 of these and call me in the Morning!!

Tobacco King, Philip Morris wants you to smoke two cigarettes before bedtime to relieve your cold symptoms...but wait...these are MEDICINAL CIGARETTES!?! Philip Morris President introduced the Marlboro Sinus PM cigarettes which is a smokable nighttime cough suppressant and analgesic designed to ease cold symptoms.

via The Onion:
"Marlboro Sinus PM uses the power of acrid tobacco smoke to restore and rejuvenate," Philip Morris president William Gifford said. "Just inhale two cigarettes right before bedtime and the medicated tar goes to work by coating your mucus and packing it down deep inside your lungs. You'll wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and ready for a smoke.

Yes, because having mucus in your chest and lungs isn't enough, lets throw some tar and nicotene on top of it!  That'll help!

Now...I'm all for medicinal weed....but MEDICINAL CIGARETTTES?  GTFOH!!!